Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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