Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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