Your dad touched me again.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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