If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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