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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..

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  Why are we friends again?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat

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• (850): View more from Florida

  my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.

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