i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.