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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!

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  I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (305): View more from Florida

  So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight

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  Why?

  (480): View more from Arizona

  'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?

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• (415): View more from California

  It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.

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  I don't even want to know.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.

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