S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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