she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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