We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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