Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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