Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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