He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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