its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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