Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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