This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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