Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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