whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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