is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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