My hair reeks of homosexuality.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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