It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon