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  She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  We're knee deep in HJ's right now.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So you met him?

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  More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.

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• (631): View more from New York

  10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30

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