I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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