So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You smell like stripper and shame
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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