first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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