well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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