I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Randomize
