can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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