I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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