You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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