I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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