does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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