is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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