get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
