I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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