I CAN MOONWALK!
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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