It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
now i know why i became what i already was.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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