So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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