Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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