i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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