if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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