I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize