sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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