maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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