Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I woke up under a house in Key West
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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