You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
