But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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