plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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