Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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