tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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