Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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