is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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