I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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