Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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