no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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