i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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