Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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