yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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