Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
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