uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
And then he peed in my hair
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