sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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