He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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