I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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