apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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